Bella: Like, Hi! My name is bella and I'm a special and unique snowflake and I'm so pretty and nerds are so lame! Also, all the teachers at school think I'm sooo awesome!
Edward: Hi. I am Edward and I am a vampire. I have no personality and you and I are void of any kind of actual chemistry.
Bella: Oooo, you're pretty! We should be in love! Let us frolic!
Random Girl on Phone: Okay, Father? I lit the book on fire but I don't think that did the trick. I can feel it...watching...Look would you please just come over and exorcise the thing?....Please?